By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
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mibrahim01 0

It's better to give than to take

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guitarplayer546 0

I am sorry op, you may have a retard of a boyfriend

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havocmike 3

Those accusations don't just come from the clear blue sky. clearly he thinks you're a *****. Now, think long and hard about why he'd have that thought.

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hateevryone 14

he must feel guilty

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anjtrg_1112 23

Have him tell that to a urologist then see what he says :p

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bizarre_ftw 21

Tell him to get tested and you do the same, when you both come out clean spend the next week constantly turning him down because "you might infect him" then before you start having sex again have him get Re-tested. :)

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Alex13Morgan 0

what were you guys doing that he would think make his jaw swell?! haha what an idiot

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Mythicleb 0

Really? And what the he'll is wrong with you girls today. You date the stupidist of men you deserve it !!!

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gambatte 0

if he thinks that he better quit going down on hookers when your not together

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