Love: Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 09:07 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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iliketocomment17 7

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:29

then give him one

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:30

Was this after you flashed him with your "Hello Kitty" panties?

Comments

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 23 October 2010 23:30

Actually, what he meant was the brides maids would show up in nothing but hello kitty panties. Not the flower girl though. This would be a church wedding, afterall.

theprey 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 23:42

a hello kitty wedding is appropriate because after the wedding he gets to say hello to your kitty . . . with his penis.

ClaireMae 0

Saturday 23 October 2010 23:42

Can I have your boyfriend?

CoachLlama 5

Saturday 23 October 2010 23:43

nvm

iheartchocolate1 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 0:40

he was probably joking. you realize that, right?

stephy228 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 0:41

ROTFLMAO....It's purrrfect

xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 0:42

AWEEESOME ! HELLOKITTY

purplesucker 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 0:42

So what? If my boyfriend said that, I'd brag about it. I am an immense Hello Kitty freak. Seriously, I have a shrine to her at my house.

iheartchocolate1 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 0:46

and even if he wasn't joking, you should accept him. otherwise just break up. my boyfriend pretends to be a telletubby. and so what? I don't give a crap, I find it adorable. he jokes when he does that, though. I see your point if he wasn't joking, but it really sounds like he was.