Love: Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

By Anonymous - 23/10/2010 09:07 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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iliketocomment17 7

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:29

then give him one

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 23 October 2010 19:30

Was this after you flashed him with your "Hello Kitty" panties?

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iMandyx3 5

Sunday 24 October 2010 1:15

so do I! xDD

thisisLAUREN 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 1:21

ask him if he wants a boyfriend with that.

Jerzyginger74 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 1:31

With you or his boyfriend?

Mirorbo 26

Sunday 24 October 2010 1:40

Not even I'm that flaming!!

MisfitScott 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 1:42

He's most likely puffin peters behind your back. DUMP HIM NOW!

Missy500 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 1:45

damn hes starting to act like me...in like a really gay way

secrets15 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 1:46

lol can I come

mockingjay_fml 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 2:10

LOL

evilshade 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 2:16

Homosexuality is wrong but lesbian is ok

molil_4810 0

Sunday 24 October 2010 2:27

is he Asian?

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Same thing different taste

How would that work?

The proposal

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