Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against...

By tara22 - 27/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML

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By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Are you experienced?

By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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Passionate

By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:11

#1, #8, I hope you're kidding. It was an accident, he wasn't raping her. Learn the difference. If you're not kidding, I'd hate to be the guy with either of you. He'd put his arm around you and you'd run away screaming "BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!"

Hugeness 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:29

HAHAHAHAHA. Did you check to see he waited to have sex with you until you were conscious?

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heeystefi_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 13:27

lmfaooo

GabriLee 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 13:27

My boyfriend and I tried this "the Notebook" style... Him carrying me and such. I hit my head and he was disapointed that it wasn't as exciting as either of us wanted it to be. Bummer.

so_me_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 14:00

#19, amen. Pretty much everyone on FML gets knocked out like, daily... Either it's a bunch of pansies on here or it's a bunch of exaggerating melodramatists.

soohungry 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 14:03

#16, I think maybe it was the opposite of what you were thinking:the reason #10 put her weight there is because she doesn't weigh much and her boyfriend should have been able to support her, I may be wrong though.

ammali 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 14:17

Aww, kudos to him for trying though. The whole aggressive passion thing is SO hot...

poolshark 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 15:34

Yeah, so many people that visit this site get knocked unconscious that I'm surprised there is anyone left to write the posts...

blouuu_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 16:04

#16, 24 and 26 : She didn't have to mention her weight for any part of the explanation, other than because she was scared someone would go "hahahaha, he couldn't hold you cuz ur fat, rotfl". It IS typical. No one would've focused on her weight if she hadn't mentionned it in the first place, and now that's all we're talking about.