Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against...

By tara22 - 27/04/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to throw me against the wall and kiss me like they do in the movies. Being all aggressive and smooth, he grabs my shirt and pushes me. He pushed a little too hard and my head was thrown back into the wall. I was knocked out for ten minutes. FML

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By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By still laughing - 28/08/2015 21:48 - United States - Providence

Today, I was going down on my boyfriend when he stood up on the bed to get a different experience. I started to get aggressive and pushed him up against the wall. I forgot our bed was on wheels and the bed started sliding away and his body slid down the wall. So much for being sexy. FML

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By anonymous - 18/12/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 18:06 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. When I leaned in on him, he fell over backwards and smashed his head against the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2020 02:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate in an alley. He pushed me up against a wall and started kissing me, but he pushed me so hard I cut open my head and needed 10 stitches. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:11

#1, #8, I hope you're kidding. It was an accident, he wasn't raping her. Learn the difference. If you're not kidding, I'd hate to be the guy with either of you. He'd put his arm around you and you'd run away screaming "BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH!"

Hugeness 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 9:29

HAHAHAHAHA. Did you check to see he waited to have sex with you until you were conscious?

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ttonks007 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:36

lmfao, what a classic movie-to-real-life mishap. glad you're okay though. :]

grazynaanka 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:41

Really ten minutes. That's quite a severe concussion you have then.

Jimboom 11

Tuesday 28 April 2009 10:50

10 minutes huh? More than enough time. Giggidy giggidy

VDG_fml 0

Sunday 11 April 2010 18:29

Jim, love the DP OP that's harsh, did you have fun anyway?

wh0regasm 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:18

were your clothes on when you came to

randii3660 0

Thursday 15 September 2011 23:34

Hey

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Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:23

#9: if you are a man then you are a rapist.

CaptainJellyBean 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:28

#10, I love how you just threw your weight out there, as if trying to prove it wasn't HIS fault he couldn't support you. Typical. Hell, I'll admit my boyfriend's tried it. Failed of course. I'm hoping when you came to, your undies were the right way around.

firecapez 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 7:46

im not sure what you are actually trying to say.... she put her weight out there to show that she isn't a fatass, like all of the things she said, before saying her weight, might suggest.

hk_fml 9

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:33

xD LOL this one made me laugh. Well, better luck next time?

J_Blaze2000 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 11:47

that ain't cool...better check ur dude.

slapper23 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:32

Unconscious again?? Seems as if it is too easy to get knocked out? The story was more likely... My boyfriend pushed me against wall and I banged my head on a cupboard door and It was sore.. But had to spice it up for FML...

lyndis_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 12:57

Really, I always vote "no" on FMLs where people claim to be knocked unconscious by things like microwave doors... that shit would break off before it knocked you out. Walls, not so much... but still I call bullshit; the amount of force needed to force a woman against a wall, without her expecting to be pushed, is WAY less than it would take to knock someone out. I know a girl who slipped while running in the rain and slammed the back of her head onto the cement, getting a concussion. She stayed conscious. Yes, it's annoying when people call bullshit on FMLs, because it's supposed to be entertaining, not truthful. I say it's more entertaining when I can believe it actually happened; I draw the line when the obvious lies detract from my enjoyment of the story.