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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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OGReaper 2

well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.

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Mordecai89 0

anal is fun, most of these girls do like it, 1- because they've never tried. 2- they did but the guy didn't know what he was doing and just shoved it up their bum... (idiots)

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perdix 29

Since this is an FML, I'm ASSuming your answer was 'no.' So, did he retract his declaration of love? It sounds like the love was predicated on getting some anal. You know the old saying, "the way to a woman's heart is through her asshole." It's not a well-known old saying among most crowds.

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AlcaSMT 0

In this case, the way to a woman's asshole is through her heart.

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HaxivX 0

well, I'll get you in my house. Get in my undies. Turn off the lights. Get in my warm, comfy, kinky bed. Then show you...my..........GLOW IN THE DARK WATCH!! Ooo me naughty

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chikiitaaa 0

what's up with guys wanting anal. that's nasty. I wouldn't wanna feel like I'm losing my virginity all over again.

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joseph11 0

I'm loss mind when I was 13 do f y'all

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missvee98324 0

25...i love you for that amazing comment

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aaron084 0

smooth talker. I'm sure you gave it up to that line.

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thatonedude2012 0

Anal is great

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