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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2010 11:25 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

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By not impressed - 09/10/2015 18:27 - Canada - Nanaimo

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He replied, dead serious, "That's nice and all, but anal speaks louder than words." FML

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By Picaresque - 26/02/2009 17:57 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

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The best method!

By Anonymous - 04/01/2020 18:00

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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Nice try, chief

By Anonymous - 04/04/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 18:27 - Denmark - Copenhagen

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Today, after months of a very healthy sex life with my boyfriend, he asked me to let him try anal. I'm dead-set against it, so I tried to let him down easy by jokingly saying that I would, but only if he let me try it on him first. He said, "Sure." Fuck. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2011 19:16 - United States

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Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded by asking for a blowjob. FML

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Non sequitur

By lisacasabonita - 12/11/2010 16:31 - United States

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Today, while at dinner, I told my boyfriend that I wished he liked sushi. He replied, "I wish you liked anal." FML

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Sexy talk

By hamburger - 06/07/2013 21:21 - United States - Adrian

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Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

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What what?

By Anonymous - 12/04/2022 16:00

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Today, my boyfriend stuck his finger in my butt and I liked it, but I can’t ever tell him that or he’ll get that smug look on his face like, “I told you so, let’s have anal now.” FML

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cynima 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:03

It's the logical next step.

OGReaper 2

Tuesday 20 April 2010 3:15

well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.

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surfnhottie7 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 4:59

anal is gross unless you wanna wear tampons in your ass I wouldn't do it

thatonedude2012 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:00

anal is great

thatonedude2012 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:03

Anal is great

thatonedude2012 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:05

anal is great

julezbby 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:07

aha nope I am super super super super addicted I'm not even lying. yes I do that every where I go. uhm no sir I do not need attention I'm confident and don't need anyone to give me bullshit. so point blank shut your ass up. && if you think you're so cool saying that just kiss my ass dawg(: step up to me talk all the shit you want & please I don't need to tell your ass off. hmm now let me go play some hard core search:p **** you I'll shoot you with my ak-47 with extended mags:p dot dot dot. once again I will rape you with my bullets. - mee (the bitch)

thatonedude2012 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:07

anal is great

saya_suka 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:41

i agree! give it a try, op.

mochilato 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:14

soooo what did u say?? haha

PplMakeMistakes 2

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:49

there's something going on with men and the ass... hmmm... other than that, ditch him.

blackbetty33 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:50

just use lots of lube and try it. you will be fine.

amanda_gza 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 6:10

but he loves you... why is this an fml?

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