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By Anonymous - 19/04/2010 20:36 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the first time. He followed it with, "Want to try anal?" FML
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OGReaper 2

well if he thinks he deserves anal for saying he loves you. it makes me wonder what he thinks he deserves if he were to propose.

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julezbby 0

all the guys on modern warfare 2 are like that hahaha(: well on xbox live:p how is that an fml. you're gettin some ass.!

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Mr_Zachary 0

do you try to relate every fml with your obession for cod because you think you will get attention from men that way?

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bairenae 0

yer boobs are showing, of course you like ass sex, you prolly love being titty ****** too.

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Mr_Zachary 0

who wants to try turkish pancakes with me?

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babyale760 0

I tried anal cuz me and my bf were curious but the **** with that it hurts like a bitch. I suggest that you shouldn't try it. that's the exit not the entrance. note to self: **** stars love anal cuz they are already loose there. ewww.... yay! for pussy sex. ha.

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sxychik 4

haha if my boyfriend ever just said that out of the blue, I would go for it ;)

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Mr_Zachary 0

you lost 1000 hot points, gratz...

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Mr_Zachary 0

if you retract that statement i will give them back! :)

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sxychik 4

I wouldent go for it? = ..

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Mr_Zachary 0

you have gained 1001 hot points. i gave you a bonus for being a good girl. ;)

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tristan1001 0

Meh, going for any type of sex gives hot points, unless it's an Ugly ass chick, those girls scare me. . .

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Mr_Zachary 0

tristan, you should try the alaskan pipeline. you seem like the type to enjoy it...

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CrazyManNo9 29

Yah, well, my wife loves anal. Always gets her off. But, she says not of course. Just that way.

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XxdeeplovexX 0

Well, at least he said he loved you!! ... Sorta.

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AdidasoverNike 0

worst thing ever happend!!! Megan fox has dropped from number 1 to 3 as best looking woman

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HaxivX 0

well, you can give me a bj :)

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