By Grrrr! - 23/04/2011 14:19 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML
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chellean11 0

Me. I don't see an issue with his priorities

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ilovehamburgers 0

hunting Easter Eggs are awesome! and only comes once a year. you can have sex anytime.

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fjretsel 1

hide the eggs up your ****. problem solved.

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Sniper3000 0

and he would never find them which means he won't have sex with her

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JDiz83 0

haha i was gonna say the same thing!

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onestarjv 3

yo boyfriend is a smart man

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ciarafox9 9

who would blame him? I'd do the same :)

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mintcar 9

Oh give him a break! You had sex afterwards, correct? So what's the big deal?

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CitrusGirl 0

"Whine whine my boyfriend is interested in things besides sex whine whine" -OP

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docscientist 9

Sounds like the girlfriend is only interested in sex

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5t3ff1k4h 44

22 - Not necessarily. Perhaps they hadn't done it in a while. Perhaps OP has kids and they were out of the house for the day. Perhaps it's her way of celebrating. This tells us how she feels on one day, not every day.

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cupcakeslayer 0

#18 I read it the same way! but then though maybe the op is a little naive and thinks FML means fancy my life?

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docscientist 9

Please don't hyper-analyze the fml due to my terse comments.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Apparently offering other perspectives equates to hyper-analyzing the FML? Hmmm... I guess I was under my rock when this was announced.

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docscientist 9

I'm cool with you steph, I guess I took the wrong tone with your comment, must be my hunger getting to me. Anyway, my comment wasn't meant to be taken at face value.

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McMan 23

Lol but finding easter eggs is fun.

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Igor_g5 0

Well seriously, fun before duty. LOL.

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johnnybagodonuts 2

if it was the other way around you'd be bitching about how your boyfriend only thinks about sex

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poppyseed420 9

exactly, so many girls just wanna complain about their bfs

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johnnybagodonuts 2

it's like some girls choose to be pissed off no matter what a guy does. hence my default pic lol

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johnnybagodonuts 2

more girls need to have some common sense like you, so us guys won't be totally ****** lol

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jane79 0

more guys need common sense then they won't be ****** maybe she was really horny or maybe they had not seen each other in a few days and she just wanted to feel wanted or that she was important

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SoccerRebel594 0

Or she is a sex craved bitch who needs enough common sense to see her boyfriend wants to have some fun that isn't sex. Ugly sex craved people like you (woman above me) bother the hell out of me.

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docscientist 9

Just let him know you have eggs hidden inside you, then I'm sure all your problems will be solved.

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HarrietPotter239 0

This is MLIA worthy.

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