Love: Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate...

By imscrewed - 29/07/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going out tonight to celebrate his ex-but-still-friends-girlfriend's birthday at a local club and hopes I wasn't offended that I wasn't invited. I sure am offended; we have the same birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 414

You deserved it 4 133

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Classy guy.

By This_girll - 20/07/2018 19:30 - United States - Ridgewood

Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 606

You deserved it 392

Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 629

You deserved it 2 764

That one annoying friend

By Anonymous - 07/09/2023 01:00 - Brazil - Sao Jose do Rio Preto

Today, I went to an old boyfriend's birthday party. An annoying friend suggested that we should try dating again. We were both with our new partners, who were standing nearby when she said that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 671

You deserved it 152

By EmberLove - 17/01/2013 14:06 - United States

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 431

You deserved it 5 640

By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 031

You deserved it 6 985

What a catch

By Anonymous - 30/09/2021 02:00 - Australia

Today, rather than get me a birthday present, my boyfriend just got angry that I got gifts from other people. Apparently, it "made him feel guilty." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 179

You deserved it 108

By Plume - 23/12/2008 07:43 - France

Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 650

You deserved it 2 474

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 15:13 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I should be spending my birthday with my boyfriend of 8 months. Instead he's visiting his ex, who's pregnant with a baby that "may or may not be" his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 130

You deserved it 6 466

Ditch him

By Anonymous - 03/04/2023 20:00 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I got blown off by my “exclusive partner” on the night of my birthday supper, only to find out he went on a Tinder date with my friend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 864

You deserved it 133

By Umidknickname - 17/06/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 910

You deserved it 495

djb23 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:46

yeah are you sure he's your boyfriend?

Avaquin 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:44

wow, that sucks. and he sucks.

Comments

KaritheVampire 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:48

Thats horrible! I would have told him straight up that i was offended and made sure he felt bad

genius_man16 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 4:04

lol, you'd just be offended and not dump him? dang

KaritheVampire 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 6:14

oh i would i just forgot to mention that i would call him an ass and ditch him in a downtown alleyway

M13LO 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:48

op you and I should have sex at a local club

NSZ 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:47

WTH?

ericalew_xo 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:49

Lmfao.

potatosrulz 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:49

I hope you dump him. You don't deserve that at all. It shows he cares more about her than you or he's a big idiot. Happy birthday! My birthday was a few days ago and I had troubles with my best friend :(

NSZ 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 1:55

Awww, I'm sorry I know what you mean but the problems for me are with my family, mom especially... :(

quantum_insanity 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:49

I'm friends with my ex. What's wrong with that? (I wouldn't celebrate his birthday instead of my boyfriends though)

Luckster 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:51

I don't see this relationship lasting much longer.

paralyzingsilenc 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:52

Happy Birthday! n wow hes a jackass dump him =)

nerdie 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:52

dump him.

fmh123 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:55

lmfao, what kind of shit is that, break up with this guy, ex girlfriend friend is bad

ArtandLove 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 0:00

I'm friends with my ex, and I see nothing wrong with that. My boyfriend is fine with it, too. However, I would never chose spending time with my ex over spending time with my boyfriend. Anyway, telling him it's her birthday probably isn't going to put him in "quite the predicament".. I'm pretty sure he already knew that it was her birthday, and that the point of the fml was that he knew and still chose his ex anyway.