Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother...

By Mak1 - 05/12/2008 08:12 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML

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By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

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By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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Don't wanna know

By Anonymous - 16/02/2011 05:50

Today, my dad gave me the dreaded sex talk, but he got sidetracked and started talking about how good my mum was in bed. FML

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By saddened97 - 20/01/2011 09:39 - Australia

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend and he was fingering me. After he left, my mum says to me "I wish my sex life was as interesting as yours." She had walked in and we hadn't even noticed. FML

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By motherlover - 05/08/2014 04:40 - United States - Hoffman Estates

Today, my boyfriend laid his head on my bare chest and said, "You're like my mother." FML

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No thanks

By SadIndianLife - 15/11/2015 21:00 - India - Delhi

Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML

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So frustraaaatiiiiiing

By Anonymous - 10/05/2023 16:00 - Tanzania

Today, after my husband told me he doesn't enjoy having sex unless he initiates it, my mother-in-law barged into my bedroom only to find me pleasing myself. FML

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Easy mistake to make

By Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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bowener12 0

Friday 6 February 2009 2:50

was it a threesome? im perplexed.

casanova_fml 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 13:43

move out of the trailer park.

Comments

Dorkasaures 6

Saturday 22 September 2012 4:01

This reminds me of this one girl named Stacy..

gingeraleison 18

Monday 21 July 2014 6:16

I cried laughing oh my god

tin_cup 27

Monday 18 April 2016 18:02

And her mom had it goin' on!!

SgtStud 4

Tuesday 18 December 2012 3:12

Weird

sweettart83 27

Tuesday 18 December 2012 17:40

practice makes perfect, I guess.

DarthVader77 9

Wednesday 13 February 2013 1:50

Of course she is! Experience counts for something ;)

profligatesoul 18

Thursday 28 February 2013 5:23

She should be better. Mom has more experience.

yukiokashi 12

Sunday 23 June 2013 7:09

of course she is, how does he think you were bornt? But ouch...

id4l 8

Wednesday 11 September 2013 5:22

WHAT THE F**K

astrogirl_fml 7

Monday 10 February 2014 22:13

Tell him his dad is better than him

jazzmin1997 16

Friday 25 April 2014 16:08

Wow. I'm stared at this for minutes. First I thought it was his mom, also weird, but this is without a doubt a FYL. I'm sorry.

dragonrider1959 18

Saturday 5 July 2014 20:22

How exactly does he know? I'd very much like to hear about that misadventure.

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