By Jean - 22/12/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
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Carbonation 0

The refills probably costed too much.

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BeefyQueef 5

Ha that's a good one. I'll have to remember that

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WCARlover 34

How do the boyfriends and girlfriends of FML users think of these horrible breakups?

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metalflower00 11

Makes life much more fun for me when I read them :)

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perdix 29

I think you've got it backwards, toots. You become an FML poster after a horrible break-up.

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WCARlover 34

Okay, how do the "at one point girlfriends and boyfriends of FML posters" then :p

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perdix 29

24, I'm more confused than ever. People come to FML because they've had a horrible break-up. Keep in mind that boring break-ups don't make it past moderation for us to see.

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WCARlover 34

Lol never mind I don't know how to explain it

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lotrgeek 10

I get it! I don't know either.. Some people have the best breakup strategies!! Lol I mean, being cruel and funny enough to cause FML posts is quite a feat!

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metalflower00 11

Lol that's an awesome break up. What a great story. But I'm with perdix... Side effects were probably too much.

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DocBastard 38

I would prescribe him Assholecillin, take one tablet twice a day, #60 with no refills.

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flockz 19

and what must i do to get some Assholecillin doc?

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perdix 29

Does that come in a suppository?

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DocBastard 38

Flockz - just act like OP's boyfriend. I'll mail the Rx to you. Perdix - that's its only formulation.

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s1ckpup 0

or maybe she overdosed him with her overweight love or i could just be overthinking this a tadbit but either way this relationship is OVER.

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rolipoli1 0

wellllllll... i think you should tell him he was takin the wrong tablets, he need either diet or acne or big head pills

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trancechicken 0

Maybe he has a side affect to you. Or... He doesn't want to see you? Which ever one isn't good.

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flockz 19

aw you poor thing! maybe you should try some of my "Flockzacide"? eh? it'll fix you right up, you won't feel anything for days. hey and you don't work for the government right?

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coyote8 4

I would have continued that im addicted an that it's time for me to sober up and get on with my real life.

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reallove8411 6

It was better that the prescription was up before youu overdosed !! [:

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Takainthemachine 0

That's hilarious but harsh at the same time. Sorry op. At least you dodged an od!;-)

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