By Jean - 22/12/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
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Carbonation 0

The refills probably costed too much.

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BeefyQueef 5

Ha that's a good one. I'll have to remember that

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sjhill 32

I'm sorry, I know this will probably sound horrible...but it's actually quite a good line.

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LennyComa 39

Omg that is genius....sorry for you but still...thats awesome

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supahcoolperson 0

Anddddd that's when you start balling your eyes out

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PatrinaMarie 0

Wow, that was creative....

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Smooth. You were already crying, now you don't have to start. I see his strategy.

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UsEumYong 4

Maybe you can find someone else to snort you before Christmas? :D

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