By Jean - 22/12/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
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Carbonation 0

The refills probably costed too much.

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BeefyQueef 5

Ha that's a good one. I'll have to remember that

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's no way to treat a lady!

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someguy314159265 15

When I say love is a drug, I always mean it in a negative context.

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Rhcjdjmx 0

At least he had enough respect to make the break up profound

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RomoniReed 6

BEST. BREAKUP. LINE. EVER!

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bubo_fml 10

Of course, he never had any trouble dispensing his medicine, did he? Selfish bastard!

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FrankHotpants 31

Maybe he couldn't take your prescription anymore because he took nitrates for chest pain and therefore was no longer safe.

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Nebulas_n_Novas 7

That's pretty clever

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