By Jean - 22/12/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
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Carbonation 0

The refills probably costed too much.

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BeefyQueef 5

Ha that's a good one. I'll have to remember that

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Track1991 0

Wooow, what a dick. Tell him thanks, because you are better off.

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Jerret 6

If the most romantic thing he can think of is quoting Ke$ha, you can definitely find someone better than that.

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Anthonyisnotshor_fml_fml 0

this made me laugh so hard fmls brought my day back:)

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haccobo 2

Hahaha that is clever.

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lrgenesis 19

Try to be more addictive so the next guy overdoses :)

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lilbrah4real 0

What you look like

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SammiiiiBoo 0

That's so slack :(

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