By Jean - 22/12/2011 08:09 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend told me love is like a drug. I started tearing up because this is the most romantic he has been in a while. He then went on to break up with me, telling me that my "prescription is up". FML
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Same thing different taste

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Carbonation 0

The refills probably costed too much.

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BeefyQueef 5

Ha that's a good one. I'll have to remember that

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Drigr 9

he was reffering to his viagra prescription

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starwind3438 9

That does suck but I gotta at least give him props for being clever.

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hateevryone 14

awww honey screw him. you're better off anyway

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hdw17 0

people are just mean sometimes u willfind the right person who wont break up with u comparing drugs

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VoteForTaco 8

Love is like crapping your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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KickItHigh 32

"...me love is like a drug." Argggh! So we're using pirate talk now ;P Seriously though, why would he break up with something that sounds like ke$ha's song?

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princess151617 4

That's mean but awesome lol

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