By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
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CraneTG 0

Yes you should, cause there is nothing better than crispy bacon

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saIty 17

Wow you should feel honored. That is one of the most complimentary compliment I have heard in my life. Be proud you know how to work it girl.

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EvilDave 13

OP, feel complemented. Bacon, glorious bacon, is wonderful. Especially with maple syrup.

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JinxosGirl87 0

Now I need to ensure my BF's sexual experience is as good as eating bacon. Way to raise the bar for me, OP :P

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bunny911 16

Effin rights you should feel complimented!!

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stillfedupfromla 3

Mega compliment! "No one likes soggy bacon!" from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape" A great movie, and truer words were never spoken. Yes to crispy bacon, an you must be an excellent lover. Props:)

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mandoalba 5

thats a huge compliment the best cause us guys love our bacon

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smashmaster52 0

U sure he wasn't saying eating u out tastes like crispy bacon lol

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secretpartygirl 4

Um. Is that even questionable? Crispy bacon is like when all the angels get together and sing.

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pip74205 9

aaahhhhhh. Crispy bacon. Not many women make it up to that level. :-P

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_words_of_wisdom 4

this is the most presigious compliment one can ever recieve from a man. congradulations you have passed!

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