Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good...

By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By cortanaisahobot - 19/07/2012 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. FML

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By BaconBreathBlonde - 30/10/2009 00:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out, holding hands, and he was playing with a strand of my hair. I thought the whole thing was very romantic. He then said he loved how my mouth tasted like bacon. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 10:24 - United Kingdom - Northampton

Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML

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By ch4nny - 29/08/2014 01:47 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML

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By FYLyfer - 26/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, while at Wendy's with my boyfriend, I realized that he made more pleasure sounds when eating his Baconator than he did while sleeping with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2015 05:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

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Sweet talker

By Anonymous - 21/04/2011 13:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said to me, "You know how I know I love you? I don't want you to leave after we have sex." He thinks that's a compliment. FML

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The apple of my eye

By anonymous - 17/07/2020 08:00

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by bringing him some dinner. He made the same noise unwrapping the burger that he does when he sees me naked. I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. FML

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Dirty talk

By Username - 24/02/2010 15:06

Today, as I was in the middle of giving my boyfriend head, he looked at me and said "Eat that cockmeat sandwich." He seriously thought it was a turn on. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 23:21 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was feeling a bit insecure about my body, and I told my boyfriend I don't know how he can even stand to have sex with me. He replied, "I know, right?" FML

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CraneTG 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 11:57

Yes you should, cause there is nothing better than crispy bacon

saIty 17

Wednesday 28 September 2011 11:58

Wow you should feel honored. That is one of the most complimentary compliment I have heard in my life. Be proud you know how to work it girl.

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anheath22 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:05

yes you should

shadowPlayer 6

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:15

Absolutely!!!!

immortal628 20

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:24

Clearly the guy loves you. There is no problem here and I refuse to say that your life sucks because of this.

skylance87 8

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:26

You should feel very flattered bacon is awesome

DFlit1 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:27

Damn that's some good sex!

satanisthesavior 21

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:47

You should feel semi-flattered. While all bacon is, by definition, good, everyone knows that chewy bacon is better than crisp bacon.

mambalicus 4

Wednesday 28 September 2011 20:53

Well if he's Muslim then you should be offended

Salkadi 9

Wednesday 28 September 2011 21:04

Are you kidding? That's the greatest compliment ever!

ashleii2010 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 21:04

Yes from a guy that's a compliment -.-

metalcoremaster 4

Monday 3 October 2011 23:08

Whats up ;-)

Louie133 0

Wednesday 28 September 2011 21:05

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh trust meee. It's a good thing

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