By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
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CraneTG 0

Yes you should, cause there is nothing better than crispy bacon

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saIty 17

Wow you should feel honored. That is one of the most complimentary compliment I have heard in my life. Be proud you know how to work it girl.

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DeathBunny218 37

you must be amazing if your boyfriend is the one who posted the FML about having a wet dream about bacon.

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superjewwwwww 0

You should. Nothing is better than bacon.

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DeathBunny218 37

superjewwwwww saying nothing is better than bacon?? I have a feeling that you're no superjewwwwww at all :P

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Jimboom 11

Wow. You must be really good in bed. Either that or he is saying that you are crunchy on the outside and soft and tasty on the inside. But at least now you know what to do if you ever want to treat him. Just give him some crispy bacon during sex.

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Bebop_fml 1

you deserve it for giving him awesome sex.

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l_ 19

I bow down to you, oh Goddess of Sex

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