By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
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CraneTG 0

Yes you should, cause there is nothing better than crispy bacon

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saIty 17

Wow you should feel honored. That is one of the most complimentary compliment I have heard in my life. Be proud you know how to work it girl.

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lmaoatall 6

Well if your as good as bacon, tell him you want a blt (boy licks taco), hold the mayo!

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krysxkatastrophe 14

Crispy bacon is the shit! Take it as a delicious compliment.

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GL1TCH3D 0

Crispy bacon is very high up on the mouth ****** chart. Not much beats it. Whatever you're doing, he likes xD

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Shadow_Phantom 26

I guess you should feel complimented, since apparently bacon is a god among foods. I don't really like bacon at all, though. Especially crispy... at least have it be edible.

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drewag86 0

Change your stupid pic. You obviously claim to be satanic just so you can seem to be different. Guess what your a loser like all of your other goth retard friends. True followers of Satan tend not to brag about it.

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ReynshineCutting 10

60- Don't worry. She'll go to hell for it one day. Although as twisted as satanists are, they might actually enjoy burning for eternity.

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dragonstrike94 8

Hey... Not cool

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Zeronos 0

Crispy bacon completes any balanced breakfast just like how you comeplete his now balanced heart. Marry him.

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that_nerdy_sock 3

Guys like bacon! It is a compliment! Don't be so judgmental!!bacon's the best :)

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brianod 0

well...crispy bacon is quite delicious...

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Cinn_fml 22

If he really loves his crispy bacon, then yes, yes you should.

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manhands21 6

i climax at the mention of crispy bacon. best compliment ever.

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