By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
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CraneTG 0

Yes you should, cause there is nothing better than crispy bacon

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saIty 17

Wow you should feel honored. That is one of the most complimentary compliment I have heard in my life. Be proud you know how to work it girl.

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d3n1n4_fml 5

Probably a good thing....crispy bacon rocks!

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

I'd take it as a compliment. Crispy bacon is awesome!!!

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Raheemdplayer 7

Bacon isn't even the best meat ffs! It's all about lamb! *OP Frowns* oh errm.... but bacon is still good, really good in fact!

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Hammer940 7

That may be the single best thing ever said to a woman.

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arin2009 0

So your fantastic at sex then!!!! 90% love crispy bacon!!!!

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emodude44 0

Sex is the biological equilivant to eating chocolate. You, are the biological equilivent to bacon. I dunno about you, but I like bacon better than chocolate.

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Levvy 22

Wha? How could you even imagine this is anything less than high praise? I'm a vegetarian who doesn't even eat the stuff, and I still say without hesitation (from past experience) that crispy bacon is a heavenly treat.

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sailorfreak_fml 4

maybe you smelled like bacon?

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