By confused - 28/09/2011 04:55 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend told me that having sex with me was as good as eating crispy bacon. I don't know if I should feel complimented. FML
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CraneTG 0

Yes you should, cause there is nothing better than crispy bacon

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saIty 17

Wow you should feel honored. That is one of the most complimentary compliment I have heard in my life. Be proud you know how to work it girl.

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carlosdesantis 2

I would love someone that taste like crispy bacon :-)

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phil68w 5

If he compared it to bacon then your good!

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_moden_ 6

Put bacon between your legs and enjoy ;)

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Ikdiy2009 0

Of course it's a compliment, bacon is delicious!

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alinka_fml 0

you should definetly feel complimented. unless he's a vegetarian ;)

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perdix 29

I'd think it's even more of a compliment if he's a vegetarian. It means she's his hot, secret, guilty, naughty pleasure. How boner-producing is that!

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lwilso41 5

definitely feel complimented! crispy bacon=amazing, therefore you=amazing (possibly)

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MsMeiriona 2

That's quite the compliment. I wonder if there's any bacon in the house, now I'm craving it....

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