Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment...

By JessykaB - 28/08/2010 05:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets the same amount of entertainment out of tickling me and having sex with me, and he likes the tickling noises better. FML

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Same thing different taste

I likes what I likes

By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 09:00 - United States - La Crosse

Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that the reason why he tickles me all the time is because tickling really turns him on, and my ticklishness is "so fucking sexy!" FML

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Same

By Anonymous - 08/01/2015 14:24 - Estonia - Tallinn

Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex with me. FML

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By anonymous - 17/04/2012 01:59 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out that I can get my girlfriend to make more sex noises by massaging her back than I can by actually having sex with her. FML

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What a Q-tip

By Anonymous - 25/06/2013 16:21 - United States - Flowery Branch

Today, I heard my boyfriend making the same noises while cleaning out his ears as the ones he makes whenever we have sex. FML

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Bored

By Anonymous - 23/06/2022 18:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML

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Slacker

By Anonymous - 13/05/2024 08:00 - United States - Babylon

Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML

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By Madi - 30/11/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend discovered that I fart when I'm tickled enough. The best part was when he decided to show his family. FML

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Headshot!

By almyric - 02/10/2019 12:02

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a foot massage. I learned that his feet are ticklish when he kicked me in the face. FML

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By geewhy - 26/12/2012 21:20 - United States - South Park

Today, my boyfriend discovered that if he flicks my clitoris just right, my legs both twitch spastically regardless of arousal level. He thinks it's hilarious and can no longer take sex seriously. FML

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By Helseac - 17/12/2018 03:00

Today, I noticed my husband makes better sex sounds on the toilet then he does with me. FML

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bugwub 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 16:40

Tickling can be very intimate and sexual. Don't whine, OP, have fun with it.

daniel_acelticsf 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 17:10

maybe he just really enjoys tickling you. most people like seeing their boyfriend/girlfriend laugh, which could contribute

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sne7688 0

Monday 30 August 2010 1:30

guessing she's not out of high school yet. The past 5 years I have had the best sex in my entire life. Know why? Put it this way... I graduated in 2006. Lmao.

kookies11113 0

Monday 30 August 2010 3:25

suckkaaaa

kirac123 0

Monday 30 August 2010 6:22

Simple: giggle/laugh while having sex with him. Problem solved.

frenchy_vs_death 0

Monday 30 August 2010 16:56

So? That just proves he enjoys making you laugh rather than being a sex junkie. To me, he is a good guy and I don't see why that's so bad.

Sunsbeenkind 0

Thursday 2 September 2010 8:19

You never heard of a tickle fetish? xD

pikachu114 0

Friday 3 September 2010 6:48

Have him tickle you wile you too have sex. Some people only have a certain way to get off, maybe tickling is his? It doesn't mean that he doesn't love you or find you attractive, simply means he has a fetish and people with fetishes need those needs met.

megitts 0

Monday 6 September 2010 4:19

lol that sucks! laugh while your doing it?

ThankfullyNotYou 1

Friday 10 September 2010 14:16

Women aren't automatically giggle boxed, perfect bodied, sex machines. Some day maybe men will turn off the **** and appreciate what they got in front of them. Probably not though. So you don't act very enthusiastic about sex? That's probably his fault. Go ahead and tell him so. Women got needs too!