Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like...

By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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Same thing different taste

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Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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thatnucca 36

Wednesday 1 January 2014 19:15

Sometimes we really are what we eat... Might wanna check your diet then OP...

how_about_no_ 19

Wednesday 1 January 2014 19:16

Well, does he like onions...? It could be a compliment

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TooFuckinFunny 3

Thursday 2 January 2014 5:57

Better he say your nipples than your ******.

mizzoukid 6

Thursday 2 January 2014 6:07

Doubtful.

mosquito19 14

Thursday 2 January 2014 6:49

what kind? fried or fresh onion?

ConstantlyAnna 8

Thursday 2 January 2014 7:06

Such honesty. That's love!

RaptorShears 11

Thursday 2 January 2014 8:14

Geez, that's a bit....weird

lauratorresarig 8

Thursday 2 January 2014 8:25

Well , that's tough to hear

mikaellikestacos 14

Thursday 2 January 2014 8:42

Maybe your boobs sweat a lot:/ that's the first thought

drewk877 5

Thursday 2 January 2014 9:00

onions are healthy at least...

papayeya 18

Thursday 2 January 2014 11:36

maybe u fry them too much :p

NPN_Scorpio 16

Thursday 2 January 2014 14:09

Language trivia: in Swedish "lökarna" (pronounced roughly "loe-car-naa") is slang for the boobs.

NPN_Scorpio 16

Thursday 2 January 2014 14:11

...and "lökarna" = "the onoins".

NPN_Scorpio 16

Thursday 2 January 2014 14:13

"the onions"

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Same thing different taste

Finger lickin'

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