Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like...

By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML

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By omgboobs - 23/12/2009 02:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Brecksville

Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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To each his own

By Anonymous - 05/10/2023 14:00

Today, during sex, my boyfriend found it appropriate to tell me he loves "how bad" I smell. FML

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By isoheartcaitlin - 25/08/2009 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling after getting it on a few times. He holds my face in his hands, looks deep into my eyes and says "I smell chicken." FML

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By weezer - 21/02/2011 13:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML

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By hannah12345 - 26/02/2010 17:54 - France

Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples. FML

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By hdgyfjdzdfg - 16/04/2012 06:53 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like his grandma's house. FML

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By sore - 04/01/2010 11:30 - France

Today, I woke up with bruised nipples because apparently my boyfriend likes to excessively play with them while I sleep. FML

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thatnucca 36

Wednesday 1 January 2014 19:15

Sometimes we really are what we eat... Might wanna check your diet then OP...

how_about_no_ 19

Wednesday 1 January 2014 19:16

Well, does he like onions...? It could be a compliment

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TooFuckinFunny 3

Thursday 2 January 2014 5:57

Better he say your nipples than your ******.

mizzoukid 6

Thursday 2 January 2014 6:07

Doubtful.

mosquito19 14

Thursday 2 January 2014 6:49

what kind? fried or fresh onion?

ConstantlyAnna 8

Thursday 2 January 2014 7:06

Such honesty. That's love!

RaptorShears 11

Thursday 2 January 2014 8:14

Geez, that's a bit....weird

lauratorresarig 8

Thursday 2 January 2014 8:25

Well , that's tough to hear

mikaellikestacos 14

Thursday 2 January 2014 8:42

Maybe your boobs sweat a lot:/ that's the first thought

drewk877 5

Thursday 2 January 2014 9:00

onions are healthy at least...

papayeya 18

Thursday 2 January 2014 11:36

maybe u fry them too much :p

NPN_Scorpio 16

Thursday 2 January 2014 14:09

Language trivia: in Swedish "lökarna" (pronounced roughly "loe-car-naa") is slang for the boobs.

NPN_Scorpio 16

Thursday 2 January 2014 14:11

...and "lökarna" = "the onoins".

NPN_Scorpio 16

Thursday 2 January 2014 14:13

"the onions"

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