By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

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Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
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Same thing different taste

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thatnucca 36

Sometimes we really are what we eat... Might wanna check your diet then OP...

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how_about_no_ 19

Well, does he like onions...? It could be a compliment

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Muttley9 13

Give the boy some bagels and cream cheese to go with them... or play ring around the nipple with :)

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Quasita 26

Seeing as many people report BO issues that smell like garlic or onions, I would fathom a guess that this is probably due to the timing of his attentions during your shower schedule and your cycle.

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mizzoukid 6

Cut em off. Your boyfriend, that is.. Not your nipples.

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BabyrooKid 11

Now if you could only get them to taste like nacho cheese, you might have a higher class of boyfriends.

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rinoa_fml 10

Do you take Vitamin C?

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HoriahMaria 3

Lol wtf.... If he's bothered by it just take a shower befor u do it with him .... Other then that don't eat onions

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hulopro 16

Don't get a nipple piercing or you'll cry

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expectcriticism 13

That sounds like a personal problem you might wanna check

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