By Snufflopagus - 01/01/2014 13:26 - United States - Lynnwood

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Today, my boyfriend told me that sometimes my nipples taste like onions. FML
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thatnucca 36

Sometimes we really are what we eat... Might wanna check your diet then OP...

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how_about_no_ 19

Well, does he like onions...? It could be a compliment

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the_real_dvd 21

Maybe he's trying to tell you that your breasts are so fine they bring tears to his eyes.

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Enslaved 36

Get some Tanqueray gin, dry vermouth and make your own Gibson!

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saocrates 16

Sometimes? So what's it taste like the other times?

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Omniprism 14

I bet it's based on what you ate. Eat more sweets.

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jefrey 9

Dont feel bad, some guys love onions, like me, im always lick 'em, bite 'em & eat 'em all

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worldclassrager 39

For a little foreplay maybe you could have a small salad on your breast(s)...

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FMLcommenterer 13

What do you mean breast(s)? I'm pretty sure every woman has two boobs. Correct me if I'm wrong.

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