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By Anonymous - 29/06/2011 23:52 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

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Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2012 23:08 - United States - Merrillville

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Today, my boyfriend "finally figured out" that he couldn't possibly be the father of my child, and publicly broke up with me. When I reminded him that I was already pregnant when we first met, he "extra" broke up with me for making him look stupid. FML

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By Username - 15/09/2010 18:02 - France

Today, after telling me his other girlfriend is pregnant, my boyfriend said we should stay together so I could help out with the baby. FML

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Today, I had to tell my ex that I'm pregnant with his baby. I sent him a casual "Hey :)" text to try to ease into things. He replied, "WHO THE FUCK IS THIS?" and ended up threatening to make my life hell if I don't tell my new boyfriend that the child is his. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2019 18:00

Today, I realised how little my husband trusts me after I told him I was pregnant and the first words out of his mouth were, “Is it mine?” FML

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By Willow McGarrigle - 30/05/2020 02:00

Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML

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By Jessie - 22/08/2019 12:01 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML

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By bummed - 04/11/2010 03:16 - United States

Today, I found out a 6-month pregnant woman is claiming my boyfriend to be the father. Even though this would have been previous to our relationship, he already has two kids from getting girls pregnant in high school. I guess he didn't learn his lesson the first two times. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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Top comments

konnermoses 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

he's not too smart :-/

aliadnan708 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 8:28

wow ur bf is truly an idiot!

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johnnybagodonuts 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 11:50

the chances of your kid being a complete moron just sky-rocketed

11Martinez 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 11:51

wow.......

Magnimus 4

Thursday 30 June 2011 11:52

YDI for dating such a winner.

Slinkydalatg 6

Thursday 30 June 2011 12:00

He's a touch special ain't he? Like, a big touch.

SoSolidSingh 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 12:06

just waiting for this story to come on "Jerry Springer " or "Maury"

MsKristopher 2

Thursday 30 June 2011 12:08

EPIC FAIL!!

mad_hatter0666 22

Thursday 30 June 2011 12:13

smh.

SupmyLover 8

Thursday 30 June 2011 12:19

I think someone needs the "talk" again.

Dotters0420 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 12:35

The stupidity of people amazes me...

awse0m3 0

Thursday 30 June 2011 12:39

At least if he is that stupid and he really believed there was a chance the child couldn't be yours he wanted to tell you. Unlike a lot of girls who get pregnant to other men and don't tell the guy they're with.

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