By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
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sheethapins 13

Use a laser pointer to show him what you wish would grow on him since he showed you what he wanted on you to shrink.

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sinking_fish 12

13- In your sentence, you should have had quotations around "tht", a comma following, and a period at the end of your sentence. Neither am a "grammar nazi", nor do I care whether you feel like being a douche and correcting someone else just to pretend you are more intelligent, but until next time here is a little tip: make sure YOUR shit is up to par before you make an ass of yourself.

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Rick_S 3

Use the laser pointer to show him where he needs to get a new girlfriend.

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MayShay 5

Use a laser pointer to show him where he needs to gain inches-- a lot of inches, actually.

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ashleys562165 0

Forget him he is an ass whole!!!!!!

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keshaforever1 14

Maybe he was trying to help you,usually fat people are extremely unhealthy. Maybe some healthy foods and working out could actually help?

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Robin132 3

at least he lets you out of the kitchen!

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rillastyle 1

Get a tape measure and show him where he needs to gain some "weight"

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