By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
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sheethapins 13

Use a laser pointer to show him what you wish would grow on him since he showed you what he wanted on you to shrink.

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sinking_fish 12

13- In your sentence, you should have had quotations around "tht", a comma following, and a period at the end of your sentence. Neither am a "grammar nazi", nor do I care whether you feel like being a douche and correcting someone else just to pretend you are more intelligent, but until next time here is a little tip: make sure YOUR shit is up to par before you make an ass of yourself.

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mightymart 5

Take the laser from his hands, point it at his crotch to show him where he needs to get better, then point at his brain to show him the muscle HE should exercise .. Should be pretty even

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CallmeNighthawk 3

haha predictable penis jokes...... why not comment on him losing that beer belly or set of DD moobs? Leaveeeeee penises alllllllllllonnne!

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xtremegarbo 3

Did he make "pew pew" noises?

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oh_your_god 15

You should have used the laser pointer to help him locate his brain.

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xCajunGurlx 0

You need a new boyfriend

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SkardeyKat 3

It's better than using a permanent marker and circling all your fatty areas.

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OfficeNinja 5

Use the same pointer to show him all his areas too puny and stubby to properly satisfy you. Bonus points if he is naked at the time, you have a cat, and you can get the cat to attack the red dot.

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Urpointis 1

u should use the laser pointer n tell him where he needs to gain some inches

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