By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
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sheethapins 13

Use a laser pointer to show him what you wish would grow on him since he showed you what he wanted on you to shrink.

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sinking_fish 12

13- In your sentence, you should have had quotations around "tht", a comma following, and a period at the end of your sentence. Neither am a "grammar nazi", nor do I care whether you feel like being a douche and correcting someone else just to pretend you are more intelligent, but until next time here is a little tip: make sure YOUR shit is up to par before you make an ass of yourself.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

At least he didn't grab fistfuls of your flab.

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asktherunes 4

Use a laser pointer to show him how much his dick needs to grow longer & wider

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Well then, you know what to do.

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heyman816 0

Use some meat to point out where he needs to grow up

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21jason 9

Take that laser pointer and shoot him in the eye with it.. Then he won't be able to see those spots at all

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heb47 0

Your ex boyfriend now right?

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alanmacabre 2

Take his laser and shove it in his urethra.

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