By chunkymonkey - 23/11/2011 23:54

Today, my boyfriend used a laser pointer to show me where I needed to lose weight. FML
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sheethapins 13

Use a laser pointer to show him what you wish would grow on him since he showed you what he wanted on you to shrink.

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sinking_fish 12

13- In your sentence, you should have had quotations around "tht", a comma following, and a period at the end of your sentence. Neither am a "grammar nazi", nor do I care whether you feel like being a douche and correcting someone else just to pretend you are more intelligent, but until next time here is a little tip: make sure YOUR shit is up to par before you make an ass of yourself.

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holdenthemonkey 3

It would be worse if you said the laser pointer's batteries died while thoroughly pointing out your 'areas that need work'.... C'mon pick your self-esteem up off the floor and have a cupcake.

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CommanderBalls 10

Get a ruler and tell him where he needs to add some meat...

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FMLucky 5

Use a laser pointer to show him which parts of your body that he cant touch any more

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xxDefiantxx 0

You should use your foot to forcibly kick where he needs to get larger ;D

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DanielleinDC 33

If you dump his ass, that's, what, 180 pounds right there!

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omgiculol 4

so use the laser pointer to show him where he should get bigger ;)

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Lily_lops95 0

What a F*ckin D*ck

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