Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my...

By caligirl921 - 11/12/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. When I orgasmed, my leg flew out and I accidentally kicked him in the balls. For the next ten minutes, he lay in the fetal position. FML

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Kinky

By LaLa - 09/01/2012 05:01 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend, and we started to get a little kinky. He laid me down roughly on the bed, but I started to slide off, so I pulled myself up. In doing so, I managed to knee him in the nut-sack, causing him to puke. FML

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By fuck.jpg.bmp.gif.rar.zip.shit - 12/10/2013 20:28 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was cuddling my new boyfriend, when he went in to kiss me for the first time. Sadly, I reflexively kneed him in the balls. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 08:29 - United States - Inglewood

Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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Turn of phrase

By MiniJeans - 30/04/2015 02:25 - United States - Casselberry

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend for the first time. I moved my leg to wrap it around him and accidentally hit his penis. Without thinking, I said, "Sorry little guy!" FML

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The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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Sick moves, dude

By Anonymous - 02/09/2009 09:20 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a shower together for the first time. He was trying impress me and did some sort of dance move, he slipped, and when he fell he kicked my leg out causing me to fall and hit my face on the faucet. FML

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You deserved it 4 241

By Darcy - 26/10/2011 06:58 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2018 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today me and my boyfriend were in an adventurous sexual position and as I started to orgasm he slipped, landed awkwardly and dislocated both my hips, while I was in the middle of an orgasm. Somehow the pleasure of the orgasm made the pain worse. I don't think I'll ever want sex again. FML

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knockoutmouse 8

Saturday 11 December 2010 16:11

Sounds more like F his life

malheartsnutmeg 20

Saturday 11 December 2010 20:00

OP's face probably looked like 5's picture.

Comments

TheNewGuy03 28

Saturday 11 December 2010 22:46

wow, he should pretty much never go down on you again. you effectively gave him the exact opposite feeling you were having. his pain, your pleasure, i guess... |the kid|

zackkmann21 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:05

who kicks there leg up when they ******? hahaha

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:54

With some girls, if the ****** is strong enough, they'll buck their hips, or kick a leg without warning. I've gotten a bloody nose from a girl's pubic bone getting launched full force charge into my face. I'm not surprised OP kicked. But this is more of a FML for her boyfriend...

alejandra72 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:13

now he'll think twice before he does it again.. lol

oh_wow_why_me 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 23:53

why the h**** would this be an FML??? you didn't get kicked in the balls whimsy bitch, that HURTS LIKE **** and your complaining? I hate people sometimes

katplayer 4

Sunday 12 December 2010 1:20

Well I'm no expert but maybe it's because she accidentally caused her boyfriend a lot of pain? Certainly, it's more of a FHL but that doesn't mean that this wasn't a bad experience for the girl, either. Don't act like you wouldn't be mortified if you kicked your significant other in a painful area right after they'd done something wonderful for you.

GotALife 11

Sunday 12 December 2010 2:22

#73 A least there is one decent person who has a brain here-_-

elusivemuffin 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:47

I do not disapprove

vballer123456 0

Sunday 12 December 2010 0:52

only one thing to say " ouch"

kayvan 8

Sunday 12 December 2010 1:44

That's kinky. Next time, make sure he wears a cup to protect his balls and tell him that if he does as good a job as last time that you *might* let him ****** too, in a manner of your choosing. ;-)