Love: Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over...

By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 14:18 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend was wearing a new shirt he had bought over the weekend. It was really cute and I always borrow his shirts so I asked to borrow his new one. He replied with, "Okay but please don't stretch this one." FML

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By barfyshirt - 06/12/2009 05:25 - United States

Today, I got really sick at my boyfriend's house, and barely made it to the toilet in time to throw up. it got on my shirt so I asked if I could borrow one of his. He said I could wear one of his dad's shirts because he didn't want his to get too stretched out. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2016 05:03

Today, I bought a rather unique shirt for my boyfriend, planning to give it to him for Christmas. He showed up wearing the same shirt. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

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You shouldn't have

By Anonymous - 18/08/2024 20:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML

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By Violet - 05/04/2014 01:57 - United States - Exeter

Today, my boyfriend wanted me to get a shirt saying "I'm a girl," just so people won't think he's gay. FML

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By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Rachel - 12/02/2016 06:26 - United States - Burton

Today, I found out that every time my boyfriend has cutely joked about my clothes not matching while we're just lounging around the house, he's really been hoping I would catch on that he thinks I look like a slob. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By AnnaNick - 14/02/2010 02:19 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML

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everydayisFML 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:36

YDI... there is nothing more annoying than a girl who wears all her bfs clothes. They make girl clothes for a reason.

jarofarts 0

Monday 27 April 2009 23:37

it's cos of boobs. i used to always borrow my brother's shirts and he'd get mad cos i "put boobs" in them.

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frootloop25 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:21

#60! I said the same thing as #43....it should deff be in consideration. We can't just assume. So, since that's the case, all the other comments are kind of pointless in a way.

raged_fml 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:22

op is a guy lol gay

Greenfrog22 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:19

Can I hide all these lame comments

7_______7_______ 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:35

43: This is AMERICA, we don't allow queers on the internet... On the other hand, there are no girls on the internet either. I guess we can't ever know the truth

qwert5 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:37

I was thinking the same thing as #33 and whoever else said it.. there's no reason to assume it's not a guy. If it's a guy then I guess it's an FML because his boyfriend was implying he was fat, but if it's a girl then clearly... boobs...

lightnin2011 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:57

YDI for being fat

subtlelimeshot 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:57

you have big boobss be proud

breedizzles 0

Tuesday 28 April 2009 1:58

well, hey, that doesn't mean anything..boobs stretch out shirts too. once a girl with a decent pair puts on a guy's shirt, it's just never the same =) i say borrow it, stretch it out, and he can buy a new one ;-)