By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 271
You deserved it 13 764

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

Comments

Eros_fml 0

#23, go suck a dick obviously this guy has been sucking her ****** to please his woman, and if he is going to do that FAVOR for her, she should keep it clean bow down to MANkind, they run the world

Lifedoutcobra 0

Its a shame so much time and money was spent to get you a PhD in queer studies. Thats gotta be a solid 4 figure job, with a highly demanding field, and plenty of challenges to keep you growing. You were probably raped and beaten as a child for being a lesbian feminazi who has hated men since your alcoholic stepfather. You are ignorant to the fact that all people are equal and us males have as much empathy as you woman, and that ever person stands alone when one isnt stereotypicallizing. Thank god your in New Mexico.

fobchick 0

clean that stanky puss! That is so gross! Go to the gyno for that! O_o

#53 is right. I've washed my girlfriends ****** myself to let her prove a point. Her ****** is clean, but it just has it's own odor. Aparently everyone who's like EW WASH THAT SHIT has never been laid by a woman. But just a tip to the OP, hairless is easier to maintain and doesn't hold odor as much. But seriously for everyone else, vaginas aren't like hands, which smell good after a little bit of soap. Every one is different and each has it's own smell, so either grow up and get used to it, or get used to ******* your palm.

jandersonii's a fuckign idiot, hahahahaha

jncwmnd 0

ew #23...I wouldn't be doing anything to a guy's lower parts if he hasn't been showring or staying clean..not like its only women....when i had my kid..the dad stayed in the hospital with me the entire time and that jerk was still tryin to make me suck him...and 3/4 days of not showering >_< ick

u prolly have bad case of bv( bactrecial viganioss ) and 23 u crazy girl clam down theres no need for all of that

#48 - "Try to argue but I am a queer studies Phd at the university of eastern new mexico so i know much more than you about what rape and sexuality entails" Sorry about your bad experience, but you are just so damned annoying the guy probably raped you to try to shut you up.

#70 was that MANkind supposed to be a joke? Far from funny...

lmmmr 0

#78- That's completely uncool.