By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
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Shlizabeth 0

Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

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heyhey1880 0

what does OP mean!!!?

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HeartlessxBitch 0

LMAO a post that went from a fishy girl's boyfriend's dumbass comment & now it's turned into "men are potential rapists?!" i'm a feminist, & to say all men are rapists & all women are victims is actually very backwards. & i've heard similar quotes from similar women about how women are all rape victims because we're all "too weak" to speak up or defend ourselves & go on about how all men are bad & then call themselves a feminist. bull. shit. frankly, i hate when society teaches us that women having sex is wrong or that we're weak, because we're actually quite capable of becoming very strong. & alot of women do actually enjoy having sex with men. so if you're female & you have sex with a man & love it, **** loudly & proudly! XD

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I_am_stupid_also 6

#111 - "first 10 million a second is completely reasonable considering its not a different woman every second." Clearly your Ph.D. is in nothing so advanced as simple arithmetic. At 10 million per second, each woman in the US is being banged once every 15 seconds. In the time it took me to write this I should have raped two women, according to your math. I'm not sure whether your calling every man a rapist is more or less insulting that implying women are idiots who are not capable of informed consent.

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suckerz 0

I suggest you washing yourself every now and then... gross

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ThisIsTaboo 0

WTF is up with people talking dirty to each other at aquariums? First sea cucumber innuendos, now fish!

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Seegtease 0

You guys, stop feeding the troll. No one can say what she's saying seriously. At least, no one who isn't in a mental institution. They wouldn't survive 2 minutes in the real world. They'd see a guy and girl together, go insane, and try to kill the man. Troll troll troll.

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