By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 271
You deserved it 13 764

Same thing different taste

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Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

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ohxberlin 0

#111 we're talking about fishyyy smells hereeeee! not jesus/sex=rape??(wtf)/babies

cinderelly 0

thank you 73. damn, at least you know what you're talking about. OP: that sucks. but like 108 said, it could have been the stereotypical idea and not you.

elemandem 0

haha, #96. But yeah, the ******, like the eye is self cleaning. So you should just use water to clean it in the shower... You can try to use a mild soap if you feel it is necessary... but not a soap with a strong smell... Since soap is basic and the ****** is very acidic, it can throw off the pH balance in the ******. The ****** may have a slight odor but if it's really "fishy" that can be a problem. It can be a sign of an infection, or a sign that the good bacteria in the ****** isn't doing it's job. So it'd be a good idea to see a doctor.

elemandem 0

& jandersoniii, my boyfriend and I have sex, yet I've never been raped in my life... Sex is a necessar part of life. We couldn't continue as a species if we didn't do it. We evolved to reproduce the way we do... survival of the fittest, and apparently the "fittest" was a species where the female got pregnate.

Also I find it funny that janderson has "refined" her claim that all male-female sexual intercourse is rape. In a different FML she said that all penetration, instead of male-female intercourse, is rape and then it was pointed out that penetration has no gender, therefore women would also be rapist due to sex toys, fingers, tongues, etc. This was pointed out of course by me, a Undergraduate majoring in Applied Phys./ Aerospace Eng. So much for your Ph.D. in Queer studies. Get a REAL degree. A B.S. in Psychology holds more weight than your P.O.S. (Piece of Shit) degree. (No offense to Psych majors)

#23 is full of shit. 10 million per second? That would be every woman in the world every 5 minutes.

@ 96 - clearly you're not considering that each woman is also raped multiple times per second... DUH! lol

#23 LMAO 10 million females a second? The entire worlds female population would have to be raped in 5-6 minutes for that statistic to be true

jandersoniii... shut the **** up and die in a burning hole. for your true equality then women should have penises surgically attached so the man doesn't need to ejaculate to fertilize the egg cell. Or we could just discover a way to make humans reproduce asexually. what now stupid bitch.

lisafannypack 0

#23 oh please are you kidding me? you obviously have no idea what you are talking about 10 million women are beaten, tortured, raped, or killed each second? that's not even possible a death in the U.S. occurs every 12 seconds i believe ONE DEATH every 12 seconds so obviously those numbers don't stack up