By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 17:38 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend went to the aquarium. We were noticing the fishy smell, and I had made a comment about it. Then my boyfriend slowly, and seductively whispers into my ear, "It sort of reminds me of how you smell." FML
I agree, your life sucks 61 271
You deserved it 13 764

Same thing different taste

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Well, clearly he brought you there to show you the importance of personal hygiene.

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Haha! That's hilarious #75 (jncwmnd). I bet he was like, "Hey, I know you just had labor and pushed out a baby. And you're probably all sore, having massive breast and back pain, and nervous as hell. But could you push all that plus your excitement over the new baby to the side for a bit because my penis needs some relief? We all know how very important my penis is." Aren't men so considerate? I've heard plenty of stories just like yours. I've worked in plenty of places with almost all female co-workers and have learned much from their trials.

Holy shit is Jandersoniii actually serious? If so, I think she should have been to the funny farm so many times that she gets a free ride on the tractor because she filled her stamp card. "it is a violation of the woman's sovereign space, "- sounds like you're 'space' will be sovereign for a LOOONG time with that attitude. you're in queer studies?.... i'm not even going to touch this one; that's like saying I'm in african american studies by calling it "N****r' studies (sorry for the slang, only using it to make my point). #68 the only people that will touch you will be actual rapists; you're just asking to get hit by the karma delivery truck my friend. Not trying to put anyone in their place, just making a few observations and pointing out some flaw in arguments.

Jandersonii, you made my night. I can't believe you actually believe the nonsense you type. It's so funny lol.

@#23- at the rate of 10 million per second, the number of women beaten, tortured, raped, or killed each: -Second is = 10,000,000 or MORE then the number of cars sold in the US in 2006 -Minute is = 60,000,000 or TWICE the total number of users of "Adult Friend Finder" -Hour is = 3,600,000,000 or the populations of the top 8 most populated counties, COMBINED -Day is = 86,400,000,000 or 13.3 TIMES the population of the WORLD -Year is = 31,536,000,000,000 or about a third of ALL the cells (human or otherwise) in an average person

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#94- You are clearly entirely isolated from both the gay and educated communities. Queer is a term loving embraced by the LGBT community, and Queer Studies is a legitimate degree offered by the majority of the nation's top universities. Considering that was the only thing you said slightly resembling a point, you fail.

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lol at everyone using jandersonii's username instead of their post number like they usually do

Well jandersoniii, why are you so angry? Jesus can heal you of your hurt.

PROTIP: Don't be a douche, use one. :)