By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
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BobbingForOlives 2

YDI for staying with him. Seriously, you like being around Mr. Smelly?

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

Whoa. Please teach him about good hygiene. Love must really be blind. Or, in your case, has a stuffy nose as well. Nasty.

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tragickingdom 0

your boyfriend, who never showers, suddenly showers because he is going out to a bar where you are not invited? i smell something, and it's not just B.O., i smell another woman! however, if he is seeing someone behind your back, consider it dodging a very large and smelly bullet. time to find someone else. did he smell when you met him? why would you date him to begin with? sure, it's whats inside that counts, but when whats outside doesn't bathe...that's a dealbreaker.

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erika622 0

wow that's nasty as hell how can u still be w someone like that unless ur nasty too

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underpaid011 0

if he has not showered in a week, you must be a hairy hippie chick who also does not believe in hygiene. you two are perfect together. go make stinky kids.

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erika622 0

wow that's nasty as hell how can u still be w someone like that unless ur nasty too

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uridea 14

and you're dating him why, are you desperate? that's disgusting....

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rencegoh 0

YDI totally for dating a smelly, disgusting, nasty, flaky son of a skunk, beech. oh wait, i guess your a skunk too.

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z0mbieT3ddyB3ar 0

why would u date someone with bad hygiene? that's so gross.

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tbonea1990 0

u need to break up with him

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