By worthless - 10/11/2010 02:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't wear deodorant and has horrible dandruff, decided to shower for the first time in nearly a week because he got invited out to a bar. He didn't even invite me to go with him. FML
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BobbingForOlives 2

YDI for staying with him. Seriously, you like being around Mr. Smelly?

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NotYourOrdinary7 6

Whoa. Please teach him about good hygiene. Love must really be blind. Or, in your case, has a stuffy nose as well. Nasty.

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iheartglasses 0

Im not even friends with people who smell, let alone DATE them. A few years ago I had to tell a male room-mate to shower and he didnt even use soap! I told him to go right back in and do it right. After a while we all took a vote to kick him out.. I couldnt stand that guy to walk in the house! How do you sleep in the same bed with your boy?!

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msphatb00ty 0

my thoughts exactly... she Gotta be nasty for being able to be within 10 feet of him

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dolphin83 0

He is nasty for not showering and you are nasty for dating his nasty ass

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skimonkey96 0

ydi for dating him!

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Believe_51010 0

Why the hell are you dating this discusting creature? Are you that desperate? YDI.

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wombledn 0

dump a bucket of water on him while he's sleeping? or just lose the stinkster. surely if you shower even biweekly you Can find someone better.

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doggone456 0

I say it's time to ditch the caveman..,: / sorry but if he'll only shower for his buddies and then not spend time with you when he does...that's kinda

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qr_fml 21

lol so nasty and fyl for going out with him...

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midlo13 0

that's disgusting. why you with him?

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shortstuff90 4

yeah I definitely feel disgusting just reading this. OP how can you stand being around him??

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