By bettycrocker - 14/05/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend who has been overseas the last four months broke up with me. I sent him a care package two days ago. He'll get homemade cookies (his mom's recipe), naughty videos of me and a letter telling him how much I love him in about a week. FML
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ClaireB9 tells us more.

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Hey all - I'm the OP. To answer the most commonly asked question: the trick to keeping cookies fresh for a week is to add an extra tablespoon of vegetable oil to the dough, putting a piece of bread in with them and putting them in the smallest ziploc possible.

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YouSpinMyHead 0

Maybe then he will see how much you love him & he might get back with you Let's hope everything works out for you (yn)

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Rawrrr14 0

In a week, after he gets that package, he'll come crawling back and you can tell him to go **** himself. ;-]

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ffpoisongirl 0

Who cares if he changes his mind? No offense, but if he broke up with you, he had better have done it for reasons too profound for cookies and **** to fix. If he comes back to you, you'll know that his feelings are rather shallow, or that he's doing it out of guilt. If he comes back to you, don't expect it to last. I hope for your sake that you get over him quickly, that he is mature enough to know that it's permanent, and that your video doesn't get spread around the barracks.

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idontgiveone 0

lmfao #26. ...How naughty'r the videos? is it about how u broke someones arm while playing Hide and Seek or about how you disobeyed your mum's rule which is stay away from the video cam?

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Emwo 0

You guys will probably talk in a week regardless

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bigbadwolf_fml 0

haha that sucks!!! haha FYL!

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waxstigmata 0

wow, i sure hope he doesnt show the video to everytone, but i wouldn't doubt it...

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xtremelifter 0

guessing that he comes back in 2 months or so? If he is man enough to break it off he better be man enough to be able to handle the after effects of it. Do apologize for it and hope all turns out well from this.

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Anony_fml 0

ATTN: Everyone who's posted saying he's going to come back to her after seeing the video He's not going to go back to her; he's just going to use the tape to ********** and most likely loan it to friends.

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rinnychan 2

That sucks a lot...and this is irrelevant, but how will the cookies still be fresh by then? o.o

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