By howaboutno - 14/03/2013 09:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML
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your_ma 27

Eh how is he still your boyfriend anyway when you haven't seen or heard from him in a month?!

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TeamKelly 10

Time for a new boyfriend...

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j_cat187 19

It's pi day pi day lets get high on pi day.

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TisAPenguin 16

A month? Honey, he's not your boyfriend. You're a booty call.

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zilla52 12

why would you say boyfriend and not ex after. a month sounds to he looked else where and found out what he was missing. out on

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incendiaaa 23

you deserve it in the way that after 2 weeks of unreturned calls you should have made it clear that you were no longer an item...

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DanielT1994 19

His delivery wasn't well done. That really sucks for you, OP. Hopefully, being the saucy gal I'm sure you are, you threw him out. His impeccable timing must have really blown your mind.

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agentx52 13

If you haven't heard from him in a month, get a new bf.

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Cardhu 2

If you only had a strap-on and a cowboy hat, OP... "Why, yes it is! now, go down there cowboy, momma missed you!" ;) GL with your next one.

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DanielT1994 19

Did your boyfriend also by any chance happen to turn up with a bag and a few toothpicks?

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noelasis94 18

A month seems like a while to be with someone, and not see them are you sure you aren't friends with benefits? It does fit the description better.

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