Love: Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing... - FML

By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By AprilFlowers - 01/12/2009 17:15 - United States

Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 14:00

Today, I explained to my man child of a boyfriend that we don't reuse dirty dishes. We have to wash them. He doesn't think it's gross and yelled at me, throwing the pan in the sink. Oh, he also refuses to wash dishes. FML

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By HK - 16/05/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Haywards Heath

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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By Michelle - 17/10/2013 11:51 - Australia - Richmond

Today, my boyfriend told me that I have the bad habit of not doing the dishes before he has his daily piss in the sink. FML

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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Anger management classes going well?

By Anonymous - 08/06/2023 12:00

Today, my boyfriend's 12 year-old son was making such loud and disgusting sounds while eating ramen noodles that it took every ounce of my self-control not to punch him. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2023 00:00

Today, after my man told me to get the dishes done and clean up the kitchen, he got mad at me because I didn’t answer my phone when our son needed medicine that was downstairs. I didn’t hear it ring because I was throwing out the trash, cleaning out the fridge, and washing the dishes, like I was told to do. FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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Compassion in action

By annie the witch - 27/09/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend died. I was crying in my room when I heard a knock on my door. I thought it was my mom coming to comfort me, but instead she yelled and screamed at me for doing the dishes wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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SabresRule1 8

Monday 17 February 2014 23:51

He can get off his lazy ass and do them himself!

Sammi0116 17

Monday 17 February 2014 23:52

Is there any quiet way to wash dishes?

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scice03 8

Monday 17 February 2014 23:56

What a ****.

Ghost_Kaulitz 16

Monday 17 February 2014 23:57

Tell him to do the dishes.

deathposts 8

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:03

Then obviously you need to shut the **** up. Haha just kidding :)

ileenefudge 29

Tuesday 18 February 2014 5:48

That wasn't funny.

iAlissa 34

Tuesday 18 February 2014 8:28

Heed your own advice, 13.

Turbo_Turtle 14

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:03

If he's so fussy, make him do it

itsjusttofunny 8

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:03

sounds like the dumbass needs to do his own dishes then!

mikedorval 10

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:04

Make him do it

casual_commenter 9

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:05

Did he yell for you to bring him a beer and fix him a sammich too?

zwhite2712 12

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:05

Make him do them next time. :P

flamingice13 11

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:06

yell back "why dont you do your own damn dishes next time"

Kateyez_26 13

Tuesday 18 February 2014 0:08

If he's gonna act like a bitch tell him he can eat off the floor like one so you won't have dishes to wash and be "so loud" doing them. Inconsiderate jerk off should be happy you're doing them at all

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Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML

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