By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 22:06 - United States

Today, my bra clasp broke in the middle of a job interview. I got the job on the spot. I'm scared to report into work. FML
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beddington 7

That's what happens when you apply at Hooters! Congrats on the new job.

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missababgaga 19

Consider this an ideal time to invest in a more sturdy bra.

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perdix 29

But the flimsy bra got her the job. Logic would dicktate that she should buy more of them. If it ain't broke, don't fix it. If it broke and that fixes your unemployment, let it get broke over and over again.

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perdix 29

Take the job and stock up on bras with break-away clasps. Stay all nice and prim during most of the day, but when the boss walks by, pop that sucker open and let those bad girls bounce free. I see rapid promotions coming your way . . . with commensurate rises.

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stokkingu 8

I left a comment before /you/ did and now I feel somewhat victorious. Fufufu...

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awesomeman10 6

What are you talking about @18?

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jelly713 19

Perdix, you're obviously a boobs fan. I bet if you were the employer, you'd triple the pay just for the nipples popping out. [;

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perdix 29

Which is why I must never, ever be given hiring authority! I heard Col. Qaddafi's security detail were all beautiful women. They couldn't really save his ass, but what a way to go;)

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billyz77 24

Isn't it possible that you were the most qualified applicant for the position? No pun intended.

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howdeedoo 22

In that case, they would have waited until the interview ended before offering her the job.

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iAmLauRawr 10

I have been sitting here for a few minutes, trying to realize the pun... where is it? :(

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annie_nk 22

"What pun?" "Shut up, he thinks he's witty." (not an insult at 14, just a quote that came to mind.)

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Pleonasm 35

Maybe "for the position?" That's all I can find, except there was no mention of sexual positions in this post.

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kofeinisti 6

I would have guessed qualified as in she's got the biggest boobs.

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BulldogHoops 14

Hey, look on the bright side. You're employed duri-HOLY HELL BOOBS

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drayloon 50

You got the job. Quit complaining and use the money u make to get a new bra

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naya_bingi 11

Maybe they thought you really needed the job since you couldn't afford good undergarments... Oh well, pity works too I guess :)

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annie_nk 22

That's why strippers get so much money. They can't afford clothes to keep them warm! ;)

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FlyingPie 17

Well hopefully they'll give you the support you need when you start the job. I'm sure you'll make the breast of the situation.

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Enslaved 36

Eye'm stoopid. I don't get it. Why is the OP scared? Is it because her boobs got her the job? Not a bad thing, is it? Mine got me out of speeding tickets?

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perdix 29

Mine got me a free bear claw and apple fritter down at Dunkin' Donuts. You don't often find girls who have a thing for moobs, but when you do, va-va-va-voom!

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pdp_fml 21

Ever watch "The Big Bang Theory"? Penny has bragged that she got out of speeding tickets just by wearing dresses that were low cut.

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