By ashleyrae - 29/06/2011 14:55 - United States

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML
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WinterPerfection 3

What if the spine wasn't flexible?!

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FriskyTaco 0

he told you it had a flexible spine so you tried to kill it??

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pyrenean_dreams 0

Let's hope you never get the chance to hold an owl. You might try to twist its head around. That poor little ferret!

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pyrenean_dreams 0

Let's hope you never get the chance to hold an owl. You might try to twist its head around. That poor little ferret!

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sematariux 7

good thing it clawed you ass, just because it has a flexible spine you think it wants to be bent like a pretzel?

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mattsan1992 0

I would have bit your ******* face clean off if I was still capable of moving

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DoorMatCat 3

bending a ferret backwards would snap it's spine, dumbass. I have 3 ferrets and they dont bend that way.

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trese666 0

too bad it didn't claw your eye out, bet you wouldn't have forgotten that. let's see if your spine is flexible.....

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Ballzdeepinya 0

you had this coming. the only reason to FYL is because you're so ignorant to know that bending it backwards could hurt it, or maybe kill it. Who is with me on this???

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WalterKovacs 1

I hate it when idiots get pets and kids.

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Ballzdeepinya 0

I agree. But I also think that they shouldn't be able to reproduce.

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