By Anonymous - 03/06/2013 20:14 - Poland - Polska

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Today, my brother looked me dead in the eyes and said his life goal is to find a way to jizz on everyone in the world. I'm scared. FML
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larryb1986 9

I would start walking around in a poncho and carrying an umbrella

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FightMyLiger 19

Poland always gets hit first by these global assaults. World War J is upon us!

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klovemachine 24

Jizzing ain't easy :-D

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redbandit9877 12

Now that is an ambitious goal. I would tell him to protect his junk though, because most people won't take too kindly to being covered in random man juice.

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Zebediabolical 39

It's ok. As his sister I'm sure he's already gotten to you first. You do sleep in the same house, right?

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worldclassrager 39

I would take him to a psychologist...with his hands taped behind his back so he can't start...

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perdix 29

Seeing that it makes sense that he jizzes over your town before he sets out on his quest, you'd better start wearing Saran Wrap and goggles and a muffler.

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olpally 32

IT'S ******* QUAGMIRE FOR REAL!!! Lmao... RUN!!

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cristy91 33

You might still be saved, he said "find a way" not "to" so maybe if he comes up with a plan on how to do it he'll have satisfied his curiosity and be done with the idea. Let's hope, OP, for everyone's sake.

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sneeze_watch 19

Should this REALLY be in the "intimacy" category? Think about it for a sec.

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FrankHotpants 31

This reminds me of that Lonely Island video Jizzed in my pants.

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Drifting 21

Lock you door before you go to sleep...and you might also want to check under your bed, in the closet, behind the curtains and so on, if you don't want to be jizzed on...

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