Animals: Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer,... - FML

By HannaMD - 26/01/2015 15:21 - Canada

Today, my cat had the bright idea of giving birth in the dryer, on top of all my new white towels. FML

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By JeffeeBojangles - 28/02/2012 12:46 - United States

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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Febreze time

By catpeecathy - 14/09/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was looking in my laundry basket for a clean tank top to wear. As I felt around, I realized that most of my clothes were still wet after two days. After asking my mom what was wrong with the dryer, I found out that for two days my cat had been using my laundry basket as a litter box. FML

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By KittenTime - 26/05/2011 21:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed the miracle of life. More specifically, my cat giving birth on my bed at four in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 16:33 - United States

Today, I came home to find that my pregnant cat had given birth to a stillborn kitten in practically every room of the house. She had then rubbed her butt around the house, leaving bloody stains everywhere. When I tried to clean the white carpet, the bleach turned it green. FML

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By benji - 01/11/2011 19:02 - United States

Today, I was hurriedly doing laundry. I threw a second load in the dryer and slammed the door shut. All of a sudden, I heard scratching and whining coming from the dryer. My cat probably hates me now. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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Human! Come quick!

By He got a lot of treats for that - 09/03/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I woke up at the ungodly hour of 4AM to my cat clawing at my door and yelling at me. Normally I'd just wait until he stopped, but he was persistent, so I got up and opened the door to see what he wanted. He then corralled me to the laundry room. My dryer was on fire. Good boy. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2012 16:29 - United States - Santee

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

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Welcome home!

By dumb - 02/06/2009 15:33 - United States

Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML

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arachnophile 13

Monday 26 January 2015 23:44

Actually it sounds like the cat DID have a pretty good idea and found a soft, warm place to do it. Linens can be cleaned. At least it wasn't your couch or carpet. Congrats on the new kittens!

Sunflower1919 19

Monday 26 January 2015 23:40

At least they're white so you can bleach the hell out of them!

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ChelseaxNoelle19 9

Tuesday 27 January 2015 4:31

At least the baby kitties were warm when they were born :D just bleach your towels.

90s_chick 17

Tuesday 27 January 2015 4:37

For life's bleachable moments. :3

EbyKat 16

Tuesday 27 January 2015 5:41

YDI get your cat fixed

capnbzarr 43

Tuesday 27 January 2015 6:03

Today, you finally had the bright idea of spaying your cat?

brendejafulable 41

Tuesday 27 January 2015 6:48

Soft, cozy, and warm. That's where I would give birth too.

blackvyper 8

Tuesday 27 January 2015 6:56

That's a CATastrophe !

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Tuesday 27 January 2015 7:07

Warm fuzzy place to give birth... Great thinking kitty!! Can't say I am sorry about the towels. They're towels, they get dirty... they're white, you use bleach. *shrug* I don't see that as overly bad.

missbrit818 20

Tuesday 27 January 2015 7:17

Well hey red towels are cool too

brendejafulable 41

Tuesday 27 January 2015 7:46

Wait, how did your cat get in your dryer? Do you just leave it open with clothes in it?

midnightmoon106 12

Tuesday 27 January 2015 7:46

Mine gave birth behind the dryer, atleast it was easy to get them out

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