By Jeanna S. - 23/11/2012 15:10 - United States

Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
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KingCeltic77 18

When your cat is too lazy to lift himself out of his own feces, you know it's time to put him on a diet. On the bright side, you don't need to waste money on a cat bed. Like Puss n Boots in Shrek 4.

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Teyros 24

Better get the bath running, I don't think your cat is going to clean his/herself either :P

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kimg0885 23

Let the pussy jokes begin: Dirty pussy, lazy pussy, stinky pussy, fat pussy, dirty hairy pussy. Did I forget anything?

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annie_nk 22

Bald pussy. Big pussy. Small pussy.Mean pussy. Wet pussy.

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Atchoo 8

I hope this is a wake-up call for you.

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AHappyGoth 14

Sounds like my room mate on a Friday night.

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MrsAlexander83 10

Awwww poor baby. That sounds so sad. I think it's time YOU as his/her momma start taking the initiative to helping it lose weight. That's just pitiful!!

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SavannahJanee 6

That sounds like something my cat would do!

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doodlecloud 26

Ugh, that's so sad....I hate it when people overfeed their pet. I know cats tend to find extra food when they're out but if he's that overweight you should've already taken some action to prevent this, less/diet food, no food, exercise, etc. I really hope this shocks you into gear.

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Futacy 29

That's really cool, you've adopted Garfield Cat.

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naughtylez82 4

This makes me sad. F your cats l

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c8750 2

To all of you saying OP needs to put the cat on a diet, that doesn't always work. I had a large cat that we fed diet food (and portioned) & he was an inside cat & still weighed 30 lbs. Gotta say, he never fell asleep in the litter box though lol

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xrudeboyrock 29

Yeah, I have a fatty myself. Our vet suggested portioning and such, but he's still huge! He doesn't eat any more or play any less than our other two kitties, it's a mystery!

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