By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
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steelersfan32 0

ydi for having boobs hard enough for a cat to sharpen them on.

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mexipunker 0

Sounds like your pussy needs to be punnished. ;) Lol

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dave10 0

pics or it didn't happen.

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bubbarific 0

This strangley arouses me.

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Ionic 0

Wow. It's almost sad to see how many people are so unoriginal. The pussy comments aren't cool, if that's what you were assuming.

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DocBastard 38

Ionic, you can count on a few things here: 1) Whenever an FML contains anything resembling a cat, there will be many "pussy" references. 2) Whenever an FML is written by a whiny woman, several boys will reply "make me a sammich." 3) Whenever an FML is written by an asshole man, several girls will reply "typical asshole man." 4) Whenever an FML contains anything regarding obesity or food, many people will reply "lose some weight, fatty." 5) Whenever an FML is about someone getting hurt, someone will respond "Sue him!" and someone else will respond "only in America." 6) Whenever an FML contains a grammatical error, several Grammar Nazis will attempt to correct it, and several other people will respond "its only the internet! i dont need to spell rite. ur an idoit." Remember these things, and your FML experience will be much easier.

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Lucidium 0

Doc, that should be in the FML guide or something :D

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redbluegreen 40

You're forgetting when people argue over the proper spelling of a word when they're actually both right, it's just a matter of location.

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bellus 0

An FML or a FML...? I won't be able to sleep now until someone tells me which one is the correct form. Preferably, a person who loves grammar.

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sourgirl101 28

44 DocBastard, BRAVO! That was one of the most interesting comments I've read on here in quit some time. Well done!

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wwerulez14 6

It's "an" FML, because you say the "f" first and it sounds like "eff", "em", "el". Or, just say them out loud and you'll realize that saying "a FML" makes you sound stupid. Happy to help :)

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kingpin1320 3

So what you're saying is, it should be pronounced "an **** My Life." Sounds right to me... Thanks for the help.

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ManaUser 0

Are you sure he was really sharpening his claws? Based on what I know about cats (and breasts), I'd say he was sounds more likely "kneading".

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redbluegreen 40

It was meant as more of an expression than an actual testament as to what the cat was doing. I'd have said the same thing.

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