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By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML
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steelersfan32 0

ydi for having boobs hard enough for a cat to sharpen them on.

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WallyTheWombat 0

In Soviet Russia, pussy plays with you? It was just trying to cop a feel. It's not the cats fault that it has claws :( Show some love!

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fluffycats 0

So did your boobs pop?

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steelersfan32 0

ydi for having boobs hard enough for a cat to sharpen them on.

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StarzandLaughing 0

that's a lame joke but I laughed . ahaha idk

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twinny_sc 13

Kill the cat! They're horrible disgusting creatures.

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fluffycats 0

kill you your a horrible disgusting creature.

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dreaGiallo 0

and that's why I adopted a declawed cat.

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vocaloidtiger 12

**** you, declawing is animal cruelty. Like, serious cruelty. What if your mom ripped your fingernails off, permanently, because she didn't want you to scratch things with them even though it's and instinct? Yeah, thought so -.-

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nathan5 0

i believe he was sharpening your breast with his claws...

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