Love: Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and...

By Anonymous - 23/07/2011 23:53 - United States

Today, my constant bragging to friends caught up with me, and everyone believes I'm a swinger. Because of this, no girl wants to go out with me, in case they become just another notch under my belt. The truth is, I'm still a virgin. FML

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Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

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Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML

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By Just_do_it_17 - 09/05/2011 04:03 - United States

Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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lovelikewoe 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:27

well, it's obviously your fault because you constantly lied.

cheesenuggrt 5

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:27

YDI for lying. Also I'm a cocksucker.

Comments

Kazuya_fml 14

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:32

I thought swingers were married couples having sex outside marriage with their husband or wife's consent.

xcarxcrashx 9

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:23

Me too!! I'm so confused by this FML... what was he telling people???

Iknoweverything 29

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:33

That's really not a surprise. If you didn't see this coming, you obviously don't understand women enough to get one to sleep with you! Congratulations on getting people to believe you... lol!

ChucktheNorris 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:34

SexyQueen0905 24

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:37

YDI for being a compulsive liar.

Rainbow_dumpster 28

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:37

I don't know if this is karma, but you deserve it for lying and bragging to your friends. If you had stuck with the truth, you would have gotten what you had wished for all along. Be yourself from now on and stop being such a lying prick. >:(

kiwi0805 3

Sunday 24 July 2011 6:29

I actually really like this response! I agree. :)

IAm1AwesomeChick 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 7:08

I agree. looks like you're going to be staying a virgin for a while op.

Iknoweverything 29

Sunday 24 July 2011 7:33

Didn't even need to just spill the truth, he could have just kept his mouth shut and not said anything. But I totally agree with you, telling the truth is less likely to bite you in the ass.

Toalie 6

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:38

^ Couldn't agree with more, haha.

iJiZinURsis 1

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:39

Haha naa. They know the truth already. That's just them punishing you for lying

dani212 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 2:39

if ur a virgin... what could u possibly be bragging about that made ppl think ur a swinger?! Sorry I didn't type out full words, typing on the iPod is a b!tch